Kardashian Kills the Jews

This quote brought to you by Tom, but Ben brought up the calendar Kim made for Reggie Bush.

'Outfits'!? I thought you said 'Auschwitz'...

Insensitive Holidays

Lets have a murdered child themed Christmas party!

2nd Chance for Brains

Tony Dungy is proof that zombies walk among us.

Is that Tony Dungy or is that the piece of hamburger that broke off and was hanging out on my flavorizer for a week?

Is Al Davis dead or did he come back as Tony Dungy?

Kobe

You rape someone in the ass and you blow out your Achilles. That's karma, it just took a while.

Full-Blown AIDS

I forget the first half of this one, can anybody help me out?

I think it started out as a conversation about how a baby got cured of HIV.

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Dani: "That guy didn't have AIDS he was just obese."

Graham: "Oh, so now fat people can't get AIDS?"

Dani: "Yeah, because you have to have sex to get AIDS and fat people can't get laid."