girl sex is like steak

Kri**** - you better act fast before i find a hot chick

BEN - nope, cause here's the thing...

pussy may be soft and taste like a unicorn but it ain't no dick and you like the dick

it's like steak.

Kri**** - Wow, yes?

BEN - sure I would prefer a nice rib-eye but if all you got is sirloin i'm not gonna say no. it's the same with girls and dick/pussy

nope

cause this ain't iraq

you got rights

and you can flash ankles

Things You Never Knew About Fleece

Paraphrased from a conversation coming back from the mountain:

Ben: I don't like fleece, it feels like a bunch of fingers touching you at the same time.

Jackie: What!? Fleece is like getting hugged all over.

Ben: One man's hug is another man's molestation. Every time I wear fleece I feel like I was at Michael Jackson's house.