The Ugly Tree

Me: "I know I was going to write down one of your quotes from today, but I can't remember what it was."

Ben: "I think it was something about ugly chicks."

Jackie and I, in unison: "It's always something about ugly chicks."

Earlier that day...

Ben: ...something about how powder is rad...

Me to Tom: "Did you hear that? Ben just said something about how powder is rad."

Ben: "What?"

Me: "You're always bagging on powder."

Ben: "I bag on ugly chicks too, but I fuck 'em just the same."