Tuesday, January 24, 2012

girl sex is like steak

Kri**** - you better act fast before i find a hot chick
BEN - nope, cause here's the thing...
pussy may be soft and taste like a unicorn but it ain't no dick and you like the dick
it's like steak.
Kri**** - Wow, yes?
BEN - sure I would prefer a nice rib-eye but if all you got is sirloin i'm not gonna say no. it's the same with girls and dick/pussy

1 comment:

  1. That reminds me of the time you said that trials biking is like lesbian porn; lots of action, but no moneyshot.

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