more from the mouth of a 12 yr old

chole - awkward silences make gay babies.

chole - That's like an inside out jew hat.

ben - wow, from the mouth of a 12yr old something that offends me.

chole - giggles

don't let your dog watch you jerk off

dog = why is my 2 leg dog/friend angry at his marking tube?

Power Play Prom

On Sunday I went to a Portland Winterhawks hockey (hawk-ey?) game with Ben and other friends.

Ben: A 5-on-3 power play is like taking a fat chick to prom with a bottle of Rumplemintze, you know you're gonna score.

They (the Hawks) did score, but went on to lose in the last minute of the game: 4-3.