From Facebook:
Ben: "Bluetooth might be the best invention ever."
Chris: "Better than the polio vaccine?"
Ben: "Polio can't stream Pandora from [my] phone to my sound bar, but it's cool too."
All the Crazy Sh!t Ben Says
Tuesday, February 24, 2015
Monday, December 29, 2014
Blustery
"It feels like Mother Nature is deep-throat face raping you with her icy wind cock"
Tuesday, May 27, 2014
Ghetto Safety
"Black people don't need gun safes, that's what the waistband on their sweatpants is for."
"I wonder if the retinal scanner on a gun safe works for the brown eye. Wouldn't it be cool if I could just scan my butthole!?"
As told to Dani (and loosely paraphrased).
"I wonder if the retinal scanner on a gun safe works for the brown eye. Wouldn't it be cool if I could just scan my butthole!?"
As told to Dani (and loosely paraphrased).
Sunday, December 29, 2013
Kardashian Kills the Jews
This quote brought to you by Tom, but Ben brought up the calendar Kim made for Reggie Bush.
'Outfits'!? I thought you said 'Auschwitz'...
Sunday, October 27, 2013
Sunday, September 8, 2013
2nd Chance for Brains
Tony Dungy is proof that zombies walk among us.
Is that Tony Dungy or is that the piece of hamburger that broke off and was hanging out on my flavorizer for a week?
Is Al Davis dead or did he come back as Tony Dungy?
Sunday, April 14, 2013
Kobe
You rape someone in the ass and you blow out your Achilles. That's karma, it just took a while.
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